Tuesday, 20 September 2011

All these things that I've done.

As the "about me" section suggests, I'm Laura, 18. My main obsession interest would have to be Las Vegas band, The Killers and I'm very lucky to have seen them this year at Hard Rock Calling in London, which so far goes down as the single greatest day of my life. In a main summary of the day I would describe it as amazing. The word amazing is overused. I've never experienced anything quite like it.

a·maz·ing

[uh-mey-zing] 
adjective
causing great surprise or sudden wonder.

I started the day feeling a mixture of excitement, dizziness and annoyance at my boyfriend having contracted his man flu after lovingly looking after him for the few days before! Nothing would stop me getting to London though. Nothing would stop me seeing my babies. Nothing would stop me looking upon Brandon Flowers in awe. I'll skip what happened between the morning and getting into Hyde Park as it mostly involved trains and mediocre snacks.


However, as the moment arrived that we were allowed into the park, emotion came over me and I was struck with disbelief as I wandered through the gates, my friends Cathy and Jonny knowing how big a deal this day was to me. My pulse stirred as we neared the stage- nearer and nearer- until finally the shock hit me that this wasn't going to be as I had expected.
In my head I had pictured that we'd get about halfway towards the stage and we'd think ourselves lucky to be that close, never in my wildest dreams did I imagine that turning up only 1 hour before gates opened would mean that we were amongst the 3rd row of fans waiting for The Killers. In a crowd of what would reach 60,000 people, myself, Cathy & Jonny would make it as far as the 2nd row from the barrier and I constantly had to remind myself that this was really happening.

The day went on and support acts began appearing onstage, although I grew more and more impatient as I seemed to be feeling gradually worse. Having taken the last of my Cold & Flu tablets not long before, I thought I would perk up for "james", the 90's band whom I wasn't really looking forward to anyway if i'm honest. As they played I had a terrible feeling in my gut. I knew I was either going to be sick or pass out, and in such a tight space of people who I didn't want to hate me, I went for the less vomity option. Everything went white and I fell into Cathy who caught me and lowered me to the ground. I came round a few seconds later knowing that I ran the risk of security taking me from the crowd what with being so near to the front. That was not an option.
Cathy & Jonny joined me on the floor as we took advice from the band who were singing their most well known hit, "sit down".
In a bizarre moment where the lead singer stood on the barrier ahead of us, he towered over us as if to be noseying into why we weren't watching the show.
A kind lady gave me some chocolate, Cadbury's Fruit & Nut- a personal favourite. Though, as Cathy pointed out, it was a good job I wasn't allergic to nuts! I would've been in real trouble then and god help the woman that would've prevented me from seeing my boys.
The next act were the Kaiser Chiefs and by now I was feeling great. The cold & flu medicine had kicked in and I was back to myself- good old sickly Laura! The Heavens opened as the band blasted into "I Predict a Riot". 
Kaiser Chiefs were brilliant and the crowd went mental, just a taster for how mad they were going to go in less than an hour, when the Vegas four-piece would take their places.
As the Leeds lads finished their set Cathy turned to me. She knew what this meant and she knew how I was feeling. Excited isn't the word. I looked at her, squealed & jumped in anticipation of what we were about to witness. The crowd roared with excitement as the roadies wheeled out the iconic "K", signalling that this was really happening. We were all really there. We were all really about to see The Killers. I was surely about to die!
The stage was set and time ticked on, the crowd becoming a mixture of impatient and excited. Then it begun. The walk on music.
I screamed and was not alone in my premature enthusiasm. I've never heard a louder sound than that of the roar of the crowd, as The Killers cfinally strolled onto the stage, so casually and with such an air of cool. They looked out accross the sea of fans, waves upon waves of adoring arms reaching for them, willing them to make this night incredible. And my gosh, they did not fail to deliver.
As Brandon burst into "Glamourous Indie Rock & Roll" I felt myself come alive with relief, joy and adoration. The crowd sang along with every word of that song, and each other song until the end too. I can't describe to you every single song because just thinking back to that night sends me over the top with emotion and pride that I witnessed such an amazing event with my own eyes and ears.
Some of my highlights of the night though were Moon River & When You Were Young.
Moon River because it was just beautiful. Brandon and Dave illuminated by a single spotlight on a pitch black stage, right in front of where I was stood. There's a part of the song that Brandon sung which truly put a lump in my throat then, and each time since that i've listened to it too. It's where Brandon sings the words "We're after the same rainbow's end". It's a moment I'll never forget and it'll never not make me want to cry with bliss.
When You Were Young was the opposite end of the scale; equally beautiful but so much more intense and full on. It was the finale, the final farewell to London and an astounding end to the greatest day of my life. The rain seemed heavier than ever before but we didn't care, we were in ecstasy, singing along to every word like we would never sing again. We jumped and sang whilst the rain beat against us, a welcome shower to the heat that radiated from the crowd's loving aura. Cannons of white confetti exploded above us like thunder and fireworks illuminated the crowd of thousands. The confetti trickled down and stuck to us all like glue.
And as the song came to it's end, the gorgeous Brandon Flowers wished us all a safe journey home and said goodnight. The man, who was so much more beautiful in real life than I thought possible, took a bow and was gone. Ronnie "the rhythm maker" Vanucci wrapped things up with what felt like the longest drum solo I had ever seen.
 We never wanted it to end! Ronnie embraced the crowd's final wave of energy and took a bow along side his remaining band mates. And then they were gone.
I was left overwhelmed and for the first time in my life, truly speechless.
Now everytime I'm in my room and my babies come on shufffle, I look at my posters and can't help but smile like an idiot as I reminisce.
Utterley beautiful.

Monday, 19 September 2011

Cathy, you're a star.

The reason I have brought you to this shoddy excuse for a blog is to express to you (with full use of the internet's goodness) how much I do indeed love you. Although it may seem this way, it hasn't actually taken you leaving for me to realise how much I love you, I've pretty much known since last September- how could we have wasted the previous year so?!!! Daaayyyum.

This is me now that you've gone;












A sad pathetic pancake of a woman with creamy tears of lonliness and heartbreak without my lady.


Basically this poor vanilla faced woman is without her soulmate. And now, I shall make you a nice little page to refer to so that if you're feeling a bit sad in Northumbria you can look at it and then text/ email/ write/ phone me and tell me i'm like a sexy cheesecake and you wish you could have a slice. And then we'll share banter and be all cool. Ch'yeahh.

The first thing I ever remember having in common with you is liking Cobra Starship. So, here's a picture of Gabe in an 80's powder blue suit.
The cheeky monkey.

And then we discovered our shared love for many things. Here is a useful/ sexy list. (because what's the point if it's not sexy eyy?)

Oh Noel. He's the confuser. Is it a man, is it a woman. ooh I'm not sure if I mind!
Yorkshire is a place, Yorkshire is a state of mind. And what do you think of when you think of Yorkshire? That's right, super quality broadband and
NO, HEAVEN 17 DON'T WORK HERE.


ANDY SAMBERG IS FUNNY AND JEWISH. This makes him an excellent candidate for our shared list of cute/ awkward/ funny/ I WOULD.
Because everyone loves Bill Hader <3
We saw this thrusty beggar live. In person. For real. YEAH, STRAIGHT UP FOR REAL. And let's be honest, we were shocked by his actual fucking sexiness.
Brandon.
You.
Fucking
Piece.
Of.
Actual.
Sex.
What kind of creepy weirdo would rape their best friend using a Perry the Platypus toy?







NO, NOT YOU.
ME, OKAY, IT WAS ME.

And baby you can have me anytime ;)



RIGHTO, On with the list.
Do you remember this: http://thehairpin.com/2011/01/women-laughing-alone-with-salad
and this: http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/men-laughing-alone-with-fruit-salad

Or maybe you would enjoy this.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

Ohh Cathy, we really are no strangers to love. You know the rules, and lordy lordy- so do I. A full commitment is ultimately what I am infact dreaming of, afterall, you wouldn't get this from any other .. guy.
BOOM- HERE'S A MEMORY! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvLX3vnUKMk&list=FLz95uPU37QlgnKxaB3anSug&index=8
What about this classic :') http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4WOR7hkRIw&feature=BFa&list=FLz95uPU37QlgnKxaB3anSug
Here's something I know will never fail to make you smile http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUY0ks_hQqg&feature=BFa&list=FLz95uPU37QlgnKxaB3anSug&lf=BFa


Hmmm how about some sexy moments we've shared..
  • The live Brendon & Dallon moment. HNNNNNGGGG.
  • The Rob Chadwick and black Diane moment (outrageous!)
  • The ongoing bromance of these two http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1072585945#!/profile.php?id=622280503&sk=info <3 http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1072585945#!/profile.php?id=804734851&sk=info
  • That awkward moment when you're alone together in London and could actually do anything you wanted including stalking David Tennant but instead you and the missus head back to the Travelodge with a Krispy Kreme and some lilt. ( now click this appropriate link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hiUuL5uTKc )
  • When you were briefly a cobbly wheeler
  • When you did that excellent drawing of Wham! and coloured it in with wax crayons and it looked professional.
  • When you lived with me various times and we shared banter & pork pies.
  • Our date in Nando's and Wall of Sound. And then a subsequent date which resulted in my moneysaving chicken plan.
  • That time I drew a gibbon on a Krispy Kreme hat and you described it as lifelike and accurate because it was.
  • That time we went to Gibbon Country. (near Redditch)
  • When Richard Knight told us he loved us in a dramatic, Italian accent.
  • When we discovered we were both really good at German, especially me (I don't want to embarrass you but I speake ze deustch really vell)
  • That time you legally changed your name to Cathy Tapoozian (but I can't remember why)
  • That time we formed 80's supergroup ADEO.
  • Bothering Rob with Lionel mail for no real reason at all. Except that we're obviously fantastic.
  • That time you caught me as I passed out and then lowered me onto a spanish man's shoes. Then we remained awesome by sitting down as commanded by james and continued to sit even when the terrifying baldy from the band loomed over us like a bald skyscraper.
  • That time when you were there to share the greatest moment of my life and I saw my babies!!
  • That time we watched True Grit and tittered at La'Beouf (BEEF) every time his name was mentioned.
  • BOBBY COLLOSSAL FT. SIMON "THE ASS" BRASS AND THE MEMBER.
  • The weird evening we spent in Jonny's basement on a Casio recreating a Klaxons song.
  • The time you pulled the trigger of my love gun....

I haven't even touched on the time we were Wham! We didn't dress as them, we were them.

Aww Cathy I love you so much. You're my Cathy. I think I underestimated how much i'll miss you and I know this is silly because I'll see you at christmas and stuff but I really really really wish our bromance could've just continued forever. And it will, but y'know, from differnt places beginning with "N". Until we live together with our sexy men.


IN A HOUSE LIKE THIS MOTHER LICKER.amazing living roomYour room
 My room.

#WINNING
There are so many more things I could say and I'll comment on this blog with more as and when I remember/ am less tired.
Anyway, I've been pondering on this blog fer' a while now and it's time I hit the hay.

It's time I said orite my loverrrr and was going.
I love you, you sexual predator.

For now though, enjoy the silence.

       

Be seeing you.
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(sorry the links don't work, I'm wank at this, copy and paste that shit)