Sweet Talk.: Cathy, you're a star.

The reason I have brought you to this shoddy excuse for a blog is to express to you (with full use of the internet's goodness) how much I do indeed love you. Although it may seem this way, it hasn't actually taken you leaving for me to realise how much I love you, I've pretty much known since last September- how could we have wasted the previous year so?!!! Daaayyyum.

This is me now that you've gone;

A sad pathetic pancake of a woman with creamy tears of lonliness and heartbreak without my lady.

Basically this poor vanilla faced woman is without her soulmate. And now, I shall make you a nice little page to refer to so that if you're feeling a bit sad in Northumbria you can look at it and then text/ email/ write/ phone me and tell me i'm like a sexy cheesecake and you wish you could have a slice. And then we'll share banter and be all cool. Ch'yeahh.

The first thing I ever remember having in common with you is liking Cobra Starship. So, here's a picture of Gabe in an 80's powder blue suit.

The cheeky monkey.

And then we discovered our shared love for many things. Here is a useful/ sexy list. (because what's the point if it's not sexy eyy?)

Oh Noel. He's the confuser. Is it a man, is it a woman. ooh I'm not sure if I mind!

Yorkshire is a place, Yorkshire is a state of mind. And what do you think of when you think of Yorkshire? That's right, super quality broadband and

NO, HEAVEN 17 DON'T WORK HERE.

ANDY SAMBERG IS FUNNY AND JEWISH. This makes him an excellent candidate for our shared list of cute/ awkward/ funny/ I WOULD.

Because everyone loves Bill Hader <3

We saw this thrusty beggar live. In person. For real. YEAH, STRAIGHT UP FOR REAL. And let's be honest, we were shocked by his actual fucking sexiness.

Brandon.

You.
Fucking
Piece.
Of.
Actual.
Sex.

What kind of creepy weirdo would rape their best friend using a Perry the Platypus toy?

NO, NOT YOU.
ME, OKAY, IT WAS ME.

And baby you can have me anytime ;)

RIGHTO, On with the list.

Do you remember this: http://thehairpin.com/2011/01/women-laughing-alone-with-salad
and this: http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/men-laughing-alone-with-fruit-salad

Or maybe you would enjoy this.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

Ohh Cathy, we really are no strangers to love. You know the rules, and lordy lordy- so do I. A full commitment is ultimately what I am infact dreaming of, afterall, you wouldn't get this from any other .. guy.
BOOM- HERE'S A MEMORY! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvLX3vnUKMk&list=FLz95uPU37QlgnKxaB3anSug&index=8
What about this classic :') http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4WOR7hkRIw&feature=BFa&list=FLz95uPU37QlgnKxaB3anSug
Here's something I know will never fail to make you smile http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUY0ks_hQqg&feature=BFa&list=FLz95uPU37QlgnKxaB3anSug&lf=BFa

Hmmm how about some sexy moments we've shared..

The live Brendon & Dallon moment. HNNNNNGGGG.
The Rob Chadwick and black Diane moment (outrageous!)
The ongoing bromance of these two http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1072585945#!/profile.php?id=622280503&sk=info <3 http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1072585945#!/profile.php?id=804734851&sk=info
That awkward moment when you're alone together in London and could actually do anything you wanted including stalking David Tennant but instead you and the missus head back to the Travelodge with a Krispy Kreme and some lilt. ( now click this appropriate link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hiUuL5uTKc )
When you were briefly a cobbly wheeler
When you did that excellent drawing of Wham! and coloured it in with wax crayons and it looked professional.
When you lived with me various times and we shared banter & pork pies.
Our date in Nando's and Wall of Sound. And then a subsequent date which resulted in my moneysaving chicken plan.
That time I drew a gibbon on a Krispy Kreme hat and you described it as lifelike and accurate because it was.
That time we went to Gibbon Country. (near Redditch)
When Richard Knight told us he loved us in a dramatic, Italian accent.
When we discovered we were both really good at German, especially me (I don't want to embarrass you but I speake ze deustch really vell)
That time you legally changed your name to Cathy Tapoozian (but I can't remember why)
That time we formed 80's supergroup ADEO.
Bothering Rob with Lionel mail for no real reason at all. Except that we're obviously fantastic.
That time you caught me as I passed out and then lowered me onto a spanish man's shoes. Then we remained awesome by sitting down as commanded by james and continued to sit even when the terrifying baldy from the band loomed over us like a bald skyscraper.
That time when you were there to share the greatest moment of my life and I saw my babies!!
That time we watched True Grit and tittered at La'Beouf (BEEF) every time his name was mentioned.
BOBBY COLLOSSAL FT. SIMON "THE ASS" BRASS AND THE MEMBER.
The weird evening we spent in Jonny's basement on a Casio recreating a Klaxons song.
The time you pulled the trigger of my love gun....

I haven't even touched on the time we were Wham! We didn't dress as them, we were them.

Aww Cathy I love you so much. You're my Cathy. I think I underestimated how much i'll miss you and I know this is silly because I'll see you at christmas and stuff but I really really really wish our bromance could've just continued forever. And it will, but y'know, from differnt places beginning with "N". Until we live together with our sexy men.

IN A HOUSE LIKE THIS MOTHER LICKER. amazing living room